The menacing homo agenda

In response to words from Mark Creech, director of North Carolina’s Christian Action League, on the recent passage of the Charloote-Mecklenburg Schools anti-bullying policy, a local blogger reveals the true homo agenda:

There’s that term again, Homosexual Agenda. It looks like the cat’s out of the bag now, folks, the Christians and the conservatives and the conspiracy theorists have finally figured out that gay people all over the planet have a big ole hidden Homosexual Agenda.

But we don’t call it that. We call it “Queens United Until Everyone on Earth is Reprogrammed, or Q.U.E.E.R. The main agenda of QUEER is, of course, to convert all heterosexuals into gay people, but we do a lot of other things too, like stealing babies and making them stare at pink triangles until they become homosexual. QUEER encourages the practice of swapping around gender roles, for example making little boys play with Barbie dolls, and forcing little girls to play with Tonka Trucks. This would add to the confusion and make their minds week for conversion. Once the members of QUEER have succeeded at turning everyone into gays, lesbians, transvestites, and drag queens, we would then address the issue of reproduction, which will not be too terribly difficult because of modern technology and things like turkey basters. Ok, ok, calm down, I’m just kidding.

Hmmm. I wonder if this will get as much play as Michael Swift’s 1987 writing?

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